you just have to see it for yourself - no commentary will do this justice……
How does one actually become a "countess"? I’m convinced that Ramona’s child is one of Aaron Spelling’s illegitimate children. Alex and Simon are a whole other story - they shop together and won’t buy anything without the other’s approval. If I did that, I’d probably look like a stripper but, that’s beside the point. They have a french au pair and the 2 year olds are fleunt in French, even though neither Alex or Simon are French. At the same time, they share a deep bond over social climbing which makes them a true match made in nouveau riche heaven.
As if anyone had a question as to how "real" The Hills is, last night’s grand premier definitely made a statement. I’m not exactly sure how the producers thought that having Mimi shamelessly plug her new single as the single that will break the Beatle’s record of # 1 hits would drive the point home that The Hills was in fact "reality tv." I guess if you’re bombarded by fakeness during commercials and interludes, you might not notice how Horsey Heidi and the overgrown troll Spencer were trying to keep a straight face while "re enacting a real situation." Btw - what was up with her lips…..again, fake. Anyway, I was completely embarrased by how predictable the episode was - from the British French long haired leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking motorcycle driving guy that picks LC up in her ball gown to the burnt dress and no shoes. It was a bad combination of "How to Lose a Guy in 10 days", "Devil Wears Prada", and "Can’t Buy Me Love". And, to top it all off, there was this strange show during commercial breaks with Alicia Keys in a cross between an ABC Family Movie and Room Raiders. I can’t waste anymore words or thoughts on this sad display of a show right now….but, to be honest, it’s a trainwreck and I just can’t stop watching it. So, I’ll most likely be wasting another half hour of my week every week watching it 
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